Tuesday, August 23, 2011

One reason why Conservatives are incapable of understanding the world

Only reason is needed.  One is that they don't believe in science or the scientific method.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Why I love President Obama and Big Government

Dear Big Government,

I absolutely love you, and I am proud of it!

I'm proud that my Big Government (you) spent your Big Money on the time and research required to create the infrastructure for the series of tubes I'm currently typing and communicating over. Thank you.

I am also proud that my Big Government (you) spent money on buses and trains that I use to travel.  Thank you for the roads, the bridges, and the tunnels provided for me to get there. Thank you so much Big Government.

While I'm at it, I would also like to thank you (Big Government) for the following things:

- I thank Big Government for the relatively clean air I breathe every day... and the clean water I use to shower, brush my teeth, wash my hands.

- I thank Big Government for the protection it provides so that I can live in a place that is starting to transform into a progressive society.

- I thank Big Government for providing me with health care, housing and social services and providing us with help should we desperately need it.

- Oh, and also, a Big thank you to Big Government for all the good you've done for your citizens over the years providing money for education and science.

Thank you for all this and more, Big Government. I love you as you are now, and would absolutely love you all the more were you to run even more efficiently than you already do.

Lastly, I should add that I am thankful I do not live in a small government, inefficient, struggling nation. I am thankful.